Do you want me to explode?
why would you explode?
I love you, but I also love cake. I can’t risk it.
You could have eaten the cake off me
But that would ruin the cake.
Can I jump out of the cake?
Yeah, let’s not talk about that.
Yes dear. Soooo…what do you want for your birthday?
Well this just got morbid.
I’m just sayin…
Daisy, obviously. She’ll be returning the favor.
If I leave I’m taking the girls with me…
You might as well as leave me now.
But then who will change your Depends?
I’m going to be 28 soon. Holy shit.
I didn’t realize I was married to such an old man
My new guilty pleasure is watching Pretty Little Liars. I’ve really gotten into it.
It’s an emotional roller coaster lol