Shitbananas, you really put your goods to use, didn’t you? Congrats anyway.
Excuse you, Simba. You disappeared on me. I was heartbroken. I cried for years. I’ll never be the same anymore.
Ya know, just the usual stuff. I can’t say I’ve given birth or anything.
I’ve missed you.
Let me just say that Sydney was unexpected but Daisy was a fucking SHOCK. Literally right after the doctor gave me the clear for sex after I had Sydney I got pregnant with Daisy. It was kind of ridiculous but they’re my life. Ian is such a great husband and father. I’m really happy
Psh, don’t even give me that, Nala. You fell off the face of the Earth for like a year.
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
Where have you been hiding from me all this time?
Well I was having two kids, getting married, finishing my album, and touring a bit. Now I’m back in LA for awhile, I hope, for filming. Where have you been? Pretty sure I never even got a wedding gift from you let alone your presence on the special day in December. Should I be offended? Have you find another tiny person who makes you cherry pies to spend your time with?
I hate seeing my girls so sick